by GhostPooper98 October 21, 2020

To hide contraband or weapons in one's rectum from corrections officers. Items that are commonly hooped include drugs, shanks, cellphones and paperwork.
Prisoner 1: How did you get your paperwork so soon? I'm still waiting on mine!
Prisoner 2: Oh, I hooped that shit!
Prisoner 2: Oh, I hooped that shit!
by Heavy Metal Vomit Party November 22, 2019

The act of one using only their finger and thumb together in an O shape to pleasure oneself. Mainly used by people with micro weiners
by siphonx January 10, 2025

having hoop dreams before you found out there were other ways to score, and if she wants to be ur bitch she has to be obedient, she can NOT be a whore!
by nothoopdreams June 10, 2025

by Kartingqueen July 22, 2022

by laasn4il June 7, 2024

“Dude, did you hear? Devin really did hoop a nut yesterday”
“Ew man I hope he cleaned his belly button after it.”
“Ew man I hope he cleaned his belly button after it.”
by King Sniffs July 6, 2018
