Headsplitting

The act of splitting the urinary meatus (a.k.a. your penis hole), splitting the head into 2.

Elijah: Man, I haven't masturbated in like 4 days. Know of any good internet porn? I'm like... fully loaded.
Random Stranger: Yeah, turn off safe search on Google Images and type in "Headsplitting"
Elijah: Cool, what is it?
Random Stranger: Two girls sucking on one guys head. Get some lube and prepare yourself for about 15-30 minutes before looking it up. You don't want to cum to early!

by 33 Year Sexpert August 21, 2013

no headshots

A phrase which is said before a drunk brawl in which no contact is to be made to the head area. Contact to the head after no headshots has been called results in bloody shirts and much laughter.

Jeff called no headshots at least 37 times before he fought Mo and Mo's first hit was a punch to Jeff's nose. Hilarity and stained shirts followed.

by not jeff December 9, 2008

heads

Naval term used for toilets

Going to the heads - going to the toilet

by Newey January 12, 2004

Skin Heads

A group of whiney delinquents who strive for attention that they say ignorant things and make other people think they are tough, in actuality they are just a bunch of pussies.

The skinhead fell off his bike and scrpaed his knee, so he started to cry.

by Chief Rottingham May 27, 2003

patt se headshot

A cheap-ass verbal victory sign used by bitch-ass gamers like Dynamo. These gamers usually use hacks to fulfill their narcissistic wishes.

Dynamo: (exclaims) Patt se headshot!

by Yeetbreaker July 28, 2019

hoadex

a pimps Black Book
the chicktionary

a little book full of 'hoes' phone numbers, address, and the 3 point rating (top half, bottom half, face)

Tony: "What are we gonna do this weekend?"
Bill: "I dont know....im sooo bored, im going Gay"
Nick: "Nah worry, we will call some jubes"
Tony: "Yeah Nick, call some girls in your Hoadex"

by Nick April 25, 2005

Headsot

When playing Counter Strike and you kill a person (another player) when hitting them in the head.

Used when the person only hit is on the other player's head causing them to die right away even though they were at 100% health before the hit.

Some players also call head short (headsot) weather or not the player was at 100% health before the shot (head shot).

EX: When another play comes around a corner (in the game Counter Strike) and you (headsot) hit them in the head causing them to die right away, no mater how much health they already had.

by Basileus Puros September 8, 2008