Skip to main content

Headsplitting

The act of splitting the urinary meatus (a.k.a. your penis hole), splitting the head into 2.
Elijah: Man, I haven't masturbated in like 4 days. Know of any good internet porn? I'm like... fully loaded.
Random Stranger: Yeah, turn off safe search on Google Images and type in "Headsplitting"
Elijah: Cool, what is it?
Random Stranger: Two girls sucking on one guys head. Get some lube and prepare yourself for about 15-30 minutes before looking it up. You don't want to cum to early!
Headsplitting by 33 Year Sexpert August 21, 2013
Headsplitting mug front
Get the Headsplitting mug.
See more merch
Related Words