harmonicolon

1) A harmonica which has, through a scientific and medical anomaly, fused with the human colon
2) The act of using ones colon to harmonize music.

Harmonicolon is a medical mystery, the cause of which may never be known.

by Quig Lee January 7, 2008

harmonetic

In perfect word flow or harmony out of the mouth

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck sounds so harmonetic.

by Skench January 16, 2008

Hardenshnitzle

A pastry sold at cake stores about 4 inches long, red icing as an outside layer.

Every Friday a Hardenshnitzle is made at the cake factory! I can't wait to eat some.

by Hardencranz and Gildensturn March 18, 2008

Harkonnesque

Refers to a person who is grotesquely corpulent. Baron Vladimir Harkonnen, from Frank Herbert's Dune book series, was massively obese.

Christ, she's Harkonnesque! No one should be a foot shorter than me, and 100 pounds heavier.

He's not fat, he's Harkonnesque! Everyone has a right to be fat, but he abuses the privilege!

by IdiotsAbound September 6, 2013

Hard-On Sandwich

It is basically a dick in the mouth; kind of like a knuckle sandwich with a dick.

She was hungry so I gave her a hard-on sandwich.

by 011000110 August 25, 2016

Hard on Bitch

Never Date a Hard on Bitch, unless Your Bisexual and like like shit.
A Bitch or should I say, in proper terms, a Woman who has a Dick and would like to fondle with it like men do.

Friend: Hey have you seen that one Chick? You know the one that looks like she has a dick? She's cute but sorta weird to think it would be possible she would have one and since then I dont think its true. You think I should ask her out?
You: Yeah man, if you like that shit. Its 2016 anything can be possible, especially when the plastic surgeons came into town. Thats what You call a Hard on Bitch, Aka a REAL Bisexual woman, or in other ways of terms You can think of. You can ask her out but again not unless You like that shit.
Friend: Ohh.......

by VirtualShark November 27, 2016

harmony dornan

Harmony is the type of person who can be very complicated and deep about her feelings. The reason she's deep is because she has a lot to say and she feels no one really understands, a lot of people tell her she's pretty and thats very true but shes very pikky when it comes to judging herself. She doesnt want to admit who she really loves but only her closest friends know the truth. Her hair is dirty blonde and her eyes and ocean green. She loves to meet new people. She comes of sort of crazy sometimes but she also sort of quite. Her b day is usually March 23 but doesnt like when people give her giftes cause she feels guilty. If you meet a Harmony Dornan tell her what you think about her cause she wants to hear what u have to say.PS she's an amazing singer/song writer

Dont ever let a Harmony Dornan go cause you will regret it later. Take the time to care for her

by Dreamer23 March 12, 2017