hand job

a clean version of oral sex. when the woman strokes and massages the guys dick in an up and down motion causing him to cum. i remember i gave my first ever boy friend a hand job in the woods when we were just 14 and he loved it! it gets a guy horny and is much cleaner than a blow job.

tom: i took sarah out to the cinema the other night. shes such a horny lil thing- we ended up having great sex on the back seat of my mini cooper though- then she gave me a hand job it made me cum like crazy and it squirted all on the windows.

by GLaMGaL0x August 3, 2007

hand hops

a bboy skill where you get into a handstand position and u kick ur legs up (usually one leg is forward and one leg is back) which will cause u to hop and this will eventually lead to one-handed hops etc.

"whoa that Korean guy's hand hops r sikk!"

by ck7o3 November 6, 2006

hand sandwich

n., when you have all of the ingredients for a sandwich, except bread, so you just eat the components out of your hand

I just took a giant hit from the bong and got the munchies, but the bread was moldy, so I had to eat a hand sandwich.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

hand-held darkness eliminator

An awesomely descriptive name for a flashlight (or torch if you hail outside the United States).

Peter: Hey Steve, would you be so kind as to let me borrow your flashlight?

Steve: Oh, you mean my hand-held darkness eliminator? You can on the condition that you swear to guard and protect it with your life, for its powers are unmeasurable and should not be toyed with by mere mortals!

Peter: So. . . does that mean it's like solar powered or something?

by JDMGio March 26, 2011

Hand job

Girl strokes the penis, giving the guy sexual pleasure. She wraps her hand around the shaft, going up and down in a gentle way.

"You want a hand job?" "Yeah baby, unzip my pants and stroke it!"

by Bai948 December 28, 2005

hand clap

A gesture that involves the clapping of both hands (preferably) at the stomach/crotch region, and then raising the right hand making a fist above your head in full extension of the arm.
This balla motion is used as a formal gerrting, or used to agree with a fellow hand-clapper.

When Josh greets Zach, both of these gentlemen throw up a HAND CLAP to signify that they have greeted eachother, usually from a varied distance.

When G-Unit makes a common agreed statement within a group; Josh, Zach, Snell, Tim, David, all throw a HAND CLAP, showing that they agree.

by HANDCLAP April 27, 2008

Hand slap

Synonymous with the phrase High Five.

You like Simon and Garfunkel too? Hand slap!

by Kokapetl January 18, 2009