cheese grater

when you put your nuts in a girls mouth and beat off on her forehead or chest while she chews on your nuts

Bob: Dude Sally gave me a sloppy cheese grater
Ted:Sweet dude!

by Alex April 27, 2004

Cheese-grater

Feels as long and drawn out as taking a cheese-grater to your testicles. Even if it's not for a very long time, the mind wishes it would be over with quickly.

Playing some RPG's is like reading a good book except that at the end of each page/chapter, you have to take a cheese-grater to your nuts for several hours (ie: leveling up).

by Pickleton August 29, 2003

Gruber Speech

Telling someone a lie because you think they are to stupid to know the truth. It's usually used when you want to cheat the person out of something and you lie to them to pull off the scam, relying on the gullible nature of people. The name comes from Jonathan Gruber's many comments about how the Obama Administration exploited the stupidity of the American voter to pass Obamacare. Newt Gingrich coined the phrase in Nov. 2014.

Don't give me a Gruber Speech about this used car's maintenance history.

by jdelv86 November 22, 2014

Cheese Grater

When you take a shower with your partener and you shit in there and you make them push it down the drain with their foot.

I was with this chick last night while we were showering, I surprised her and made her do the cheese grater.

by kevin 12 May 8, 2008

gluten

what celiacs can't have.

contrary to the previous definition, i promise you as a celiac that gluten IS in buckwheat and quinoa.

I accidentally ate gluten and now I'm gonna be sick for a couple of days because I have this stupid Celiac Disease ...

by Ashley the Celiac November 17, 2006

Glute

French word for 'booze'. Can define any type of beer.

'Paye glute à la soirée' stands for 'B.Y.O.B'

Wanna glute ?

by Artigros March 22, 2011

Grateful Head

When a female sucks your cock because you gave her a really nice present.

"Dude I got my lady a curling iron, tickets to Linkin Park and a necklace from Tiffany's."

"Man you're gonna get some greatful head for that shit. Make sure you do that busting spokes thing and make her say my name too."

by spokes1124 December 24, 2003