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Grand Master Cock Dragon 

Not just a cock, but the Head of all Cocks and some assholes.

When it's not enough just to call someone a dick head.

When someone gets you so pissed off at them you can not logically think of a insult that fits them, then they become a Grand Master Cock Dragon.
Soup:Dude why do you keep jankin my kills?
Blackop: cause I guess I am a cock. I really don't give a damn man!
Soup: (Pissed off to no resolve) Fuck you you fuckin cock ass... You Fuckin fuck... Your uh... Uhh.... I don't know a Fuckin Grand Master Cock Dragon bastard!!!
Blackop:...... Thanks buddy.
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grand slam 

A foursome. Where as 'hitting a home run' means scoring with one chick, a grand slam means four runs so four chicks.
"I hit a grand slam home run last night."
grand slam by matt January 5, 2004

Grand Haven

A beach town in west Michigan full of a bunch of wanna be gangster pussies that smoke pot to think they're cool.
Hey whats up man im white but im more gangster than anyone anywhere" "dude you live in Grand Haven, shut up fag
Grand Haven by HawkeD June 1, 2011

Grand Funk Railroad 

Also referred to as "Grand Funk", it is a 3 person band consisting of the wild, shirtless lyrics of Alan Farner, the bone rattling bass of Mel Schacher and the competent drum work of Don Brewer. Biggest hit in "We're an American Band"
"The Alan Parsons project paved the way for Grand Funk Railroad. You know the band Grand funk dont you?"
Grand Funk Railroad by Jameslegs September 6, 2011

grand friend 

A friend that is equal to or older than your parents
The grand friends had to go home early, they can't hang as long as the rest of us.
grand friend by Uncle Ritzie April 11, 2015

Grand Piece Online 

Grand piece online is a roblox game that is based on one piece but without having any copyright models into it
The game is good, well graphics , well made, good grinding , well too , paid access
Grinding fruits in Gpo is hard and it what is the thing that annoy alot of players who likes it
guy1:hey u play gpo?
guy2: yea
guy1:whats ur fruit?
guy2:i dont have a fruit.
guy1: o well, the game isn't just getting a fruit anyway
oh you play Grand piece Online? u are so chad and really liked by many people
Grand Piece Online by anonymous August 2, 2021

grand rapids hotpocket

Taking a large deuce into a lingerie bag and randomly swinging it at strangers on the street.
Dude, I just made a grand rapids hotpocket. Let's go swing it at people.