Greg: Wow this wanker has got to be up to something odd... He always pwns life, gets the ladies, and gets all the gym rats wanting to touch his privates.
Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!
Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!
by Goondued November 08, 2011
by Beanazzzz June 14, 2017
Someone who habitually buys large amounts of chlorine, most often in the form of two and a half gallon jugs, on a frequent basis.
Person 1: I bought 12 chlorine jugs three days ago, I bought 12 more yesterday, and I plan on buying 12 more today.
Person 2: You're turning into a Pool Goon man.
Person 2: You're turning into a Pool Goon man.
by Saucelord808 July 02, 2021
Good night, but like… fuck off.
by Obama Bin Stalin March 13, 2019
5 Trained Correctional Officers used to restrain and remove prisoners from area to area.
These C/O's are equipped with electronic sheilds and batons and wear full riot gear
These C/O's are equipped with electronic sheilds and batons and wear full riot gear
by Mrs P July 05, 2007
Similar to a wine cellar except shelved with casks of the cheapest, vilest of wines. A lot danker and darker than a vintage wine cellar. A dungeon worker is an alcoholic version of golem who walks up and down cracked stone stairs by torch light delivering the finest (not expired) goon sacks in Australia.
by Mr. G.F.Lexia July 20, 2010
Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.
Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.
by Raja Daswani September 25, 2007