Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.

Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.

by Mike109999 January 31, 2022

Goal yehiawy

To score a sweaty goal in a console soccer game as a result of an inability to score properly.

a7a enta msh 3aref tel3ab fa hatgeeb goal yehiawy?

by thechinshunguy January 23, 2021

field-goaling

when a person with a dick stands 5+ feet away from the urinal and tried to shoot their piss into it

person #1: damn, the bathroom is closed for cleaning, any idea why?

person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail

by pee pea April 11, 2021

20-24 Word Submission Goal

When you attempt to submit 20 or more words a day and loose ideas for words

He finished his 20-24 Word Submission Goal for the day.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

Couple Goals ♡

Quite literally a couple that just say ooga booga and booba to eachother and love each eachother more than anything

"Ayo what the fuck are Aliyah and Alex doing"

"They're saying dumb shit gibberish to eachother, they are literally Couple Goals ♡"

by Raptor R3x April 17, 2021

couple goals

kay and blair

kay and blair are couple goals

by wisteriiaaa May 4, 2021

Couple Goals

Jupi and Claire

Jupi and Claire are couple goals, what I wouldn't give for a relationship like theirs.

by SquigglyMunchkin May 7, 2021