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unicorn goals

when you really want to be a unicorn and make the effort to call another unicorn ur 'unicorn goals' in the hope of them making you a unicorn as well. The request of being turned can also be turned down.
Celina: your so my unicorn goals
Dylan: shut up I'm not making you a unicorn
by cupcake 2014 September 19, 2016
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Jew goal

An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey
by Steven rain October 10, 2021
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Used for femboys and traps because even though they don’t have a pussy, they always got a bussy.
Example 1
Guy A: “she’s cute.”
Guy B: “It’s a guy.”
Guy A: “if there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”

Example 2
Guy: “I like you.”
Girl: “haha I’m actually a guy.”
Guy: “If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”
Girl: “Wait b-but I’m a guy!!”
by BrickedUpLoli December 30, 2023
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Goal

It's demonstrably untrue that positive emotion is only felt in relationship to a goal.
Hym "I feel (and I imagine other people) positive in emotion in relationship to things other than goals. Watching a good anime. Playing a good game. And after reading that here's what you're going to do: You're going to broaden the definition of 'goal' in an attempt to drag me into 'semantic space' by asking questions like 'Well aren't you trying to win or beat the game or raise your rank?' And No. Not all games are played to win. I have completion anxiety and often stop playing games before I reach the end (I started playing Legend of Dragoon and I just stopped playing because all I have left to do is max out my additions, collect all the stardust, and beat the last 2 bosses) OR (In games like Skyrim and Dragon Age) I'll restart and make a new character of a different archetype. Sure sometimes I try to beat games but my enjoyment of the game has nothing to do with whether or not I beat it. I even enjoy losing competitive games as much as I hate it. The sting of defeat fills me with vigor. I also neglect to finish anime. The stark reality is that you are not more aware of my mind than I am. This is nothing more than a narcissistic delusion fostered by educational institutions (See "The folly of psychology"). It's likely that I'm more self-aware than you are. But let's see... What else gives me positive emotion... Contemplation... Carbonated beverages... Besting foes on the conceptual battlefield... Watching fire... Hating things..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2023
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olympic goal

A goal scored directly from a corner kick without any other assistance in football(soccer)
Person: did you see the Olympic goal last night?
Perdón 2: yeah it was awesome!
by Rflow5 May 2, 2022
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Tinder goals

Spotting an old tinder match in public and following up on it 3 years later then bonding over Harry Potter quotes
James Tinder? Oh he's tinder goals
by Tindergal February 14, 2017
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Reddit goals

Goals that people post on Reddit and discuss

Katy: Hey Ginisa what are your Reddit goals
Me: To be a success
Katy: Hey Ginisa what are your Reddit goals
Me: To be a success

Katy: Amazing! (High five)
by Aling Kjet January 30, 2018
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