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glass eff

When you're in a formal situation and can't show someone the finger so you correct your glasses with it showing that to the person
He was destroying my arguments in the debate so I repeated glass effed him until he committed noobicide.
by TheCla$hster December 31, 2015
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Google Glass

Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around 2013-2015 but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.

Almost nobody remembers Google Glass anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, Google Glass was honestly quite ahead of its time. It really feels more like a futuristic tech you'd expect to see today than back in 2013.

Hell, now that I think about it, Google Glass is a MUCH more better and useful concept than Zuckerberg's lousy Metaverse.

I read some of the definitions of 'glasshole'; yes, privacy would be a central problem to the Glass, however to be quite frank, to think you can identify some random girl and instantly pull up their FB is pure science-fiction. Perhaps a bit more feasible now, but def not possible back in 2013. Today, the concern is still privacy, but it's on the other end of the horseshoe; not for the privacy of others but of yourself. Zuckerberg's Metaverse (and the entirety of Facebook) is a FAR more heinous offense to privacy than Google Glass.

But overall, the pros of the Google Glass heavily overshadows the con(cern)s. I would LOVE to have an HUD with me at all times, where I can see the time and weather. I honestly hope Google Glass can make a comeback in the 2020s. Just note that if Google made a new one, it would prove far more capable of these privacy-breaking features as todays silicon chips are over 500% faster.
Kevin: Hey remember back when Google had that cool futuristic glasses, forgot what it's called
Eric: The Google Glass??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.

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Millennial: Hey remember Google Glass?
Zoomer: Google what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
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Glass hat

Breaking a glass bottle over a person's head.
Drew was so drunk and belligerent last night, he almost gave Simon a glass hat!
by Zeener26 May 30, 2022
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Danny glass

that guy that you are okay with getting a cream-pie from
I think Danny glass made me pregnant but I don’t care because it felt so good.
by shpeve October 7, 2020
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glassed lemonade

Glasses lemonade is a word to use for an alcoholic beverage in a public place such as the street, or a park, or a pool where they aren’t allowed.
Officer: that sounds like stuff that doesn’t belong in the park.

Alix: oh don’t worry it’s just some glassed lemonade.
by Slick Vic RKA July 6, 2018
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glass closet

When someone is clearly gay, but is trapped by their own internalized homophobia or other circumstance that prevents them from coming out.
Katrina: “Go fuck yourself Grant”
Grant: “Gaybe I will”
Maddox: “Hey guys let’s keep the love affair on the down low at work”
Katrina: “That’s rich coming from someone living in a glass closet Maddox”
by warriorcat_entity29 August 24, 2023
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Glass friend

“She’s definitely the glass friend
by Flowegirl February 27, 2020
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