gerbil blender

An event involving several young women who seek to share the same older in a late night bang fest. A blending of gerbils, if you will.

"Sherry and Amy totally scored a gerbil blender last night."

by Perfect Peter September 28, 2011

gerbiling

The act of tipping a cheap bottle of liquor up and chugging it as if you were a gerbil drinking from its water bottle. The act is preferably done with a 1.75 of something equally as shitty as fleischmanns or rondiaz.

"Did you see Griffin last night? He was so drunk he began gerbiling the fleischmanns!"

by TighterthanAK March 30, 2014

GERB

to take or steel. when you want something to happen but it goes wrong. to be wrong or wack.

ay man you just got straight GERBED!

by Kristen Lee Tell 'em. October 5, 2007

hide the lubricated gerbal

gay kids hide a gerbal in each others asshole n the first to find it wins. This is played by a bunch of boys that have nothing to do at night

Hide the lubricated gerbal may hurt very baddly but for those who are gay they injoy it

by Dipinto July 29, 2006

gerbil bacon

the meat you cut from a gerbil and eat with hot sauce raw

piece of bacon but like 2 inchs big thats gerbil bacon

by cory dawson April 25, 2007

Gerbie

A black chick with a big mouth and a whole lotta lovin'

Wow that girl talks a LOT!
Yeah, she's a Gerbie

by Honeypot innards March 8, 2015

Happy Gerber

A happy gerber is when you take a shit on a pregnant woman's stomach and make a smiley face out of your fecal matter. Then you take a 20lb sledgehammer and bash the shit through her stomach and out the other side of her body. Then you take the baby fetus and boil it in you urine which is later drank via coffee mug.

Shit Scott, my old bitch is pregnant and i went and fixed the problem by getting my Happy Gerber on!!!

by Scott Middlemist December 26, 2007