friend: someone who you threaten to kill and will just tell you;

"I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me"

-Some person
Bro A: Dude, you're a bro to me, perhaps even a... Friend.
Dude B: *gasp* Bro. I would kill for you.
Bro A: *chokes* Dude...
by Violoafforprez July 9, 2019
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marquise: you don't have friends.

white boi timothy: *cries*
by elmo___123 November 4, 2020
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What I don't have
What does the word friends mean? I haven't heard that before
by Dank Snail April 10, 2018
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