tv nigger

a person who is on point, knows what he is doing

hes a tv nigga

by Davy Reins February 2, 2004

TV dinner

adj. When something is old and/or bland. Used in the song "New Track" by the G-Tones, a band consisting of 4 white teenagers from Gunnison. Their names are DJ Slayer, Skeet Murturd, MC Condor, and Prof. P-Stain.

G-Tones: Your beats are TV dinner, old and bland

by S. Tintera August 29, 2007

TV-14

A United States rating standard used to rank the content of television programs. TV-14 signifies content suited for ages 14 and up.
This term can be used to give a content rating of actual conversations and actions, as well.

Bobby Evans: So, we are you guys doing tonight?
Davo: You know, TV-14 stuff, and you're not invited.

by HugeBreasticle March 29, 2005

Reality TV

A world bin in wich people come to be recycled!What for?to make money!

for example:"nice people"

by niko November 12, 2003

Mourning TV

The media's obsession with recently deceased celebrities.

"Wow man, I turned on the Mourning TV and every channel was playing Michael Jackson music videos. So I knew right away he was dead even before I heard the news broadcast."

by burnee June 28, 2009

tv guardian

An electronic program that edits out swear words and the name "God" during a program.
It is an extremely annoying device used by ultra-conservative Christians to bug the hell out of anyone else. The device, oddly enough, makes the swear words stick out even more than they normally would. This makes a word like "hugs" become an inside joke since the term edited out is "sex".

TV Guardian really sucks! It turns a movie like "Tropic Thunder" into a silent film.

by Evan Jacob January 31, 2009

Paper TV

A book.

Sammy - pass me that paper TV. My professor assigned a bunch of reading.

by chAMPIRE July 7, 2014