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Sour flower 

A vagina that is hot , sweaty, and smells like tuna.
I met up with a girlfriend after work yesterday and she made me have a sour flower! I rushed home and brushed my tounge to get rid of my tuna breathe.
Sour flower by Raznhell2442 April 17, 2015

beef flower 

Beautiful blossoming lady parts.

Women's vagina
She's got a beautiful beef flower
beef flower by Ladyjohnson December 2, 2015

chinese flower 

A sexual act when the male, puts his hand in a fist like shape, inserts his fist into the females vagina, and opens his fist. Like a flower
Dang did you hear that Billy Chinese flowered Jessica last night

fecal flower

The splatter from a bowel movement that leaves evidence on the inside of the toilet bowl.
Cheryl, having ate too much processed food the day before, had a bowel movement that left a fecal flower on the inside of the toilet bowl.
fecal flower by aretegroup May 7, 2017

Mustard flower 

In an instant where you crack an egg just the yolk onto someone's butthole and then pop the yolk leaving a yellow flower shaped puddle

Or when someone has their hole pounded into Oblivion and bloody semen leak from their hole that resembles mustard
I plunged my meat so far into his hole that I left him a mustard flower
Mustard flower by Steven VanShaft December 13, 2018

may flower kids 

Okay so basically no one likes them and you DON’T wanna be one of them. It’s a kid who sells may flowers and maybe that sounds normal but oh god no if you going near a May flower kid your life is over. You gonna be mentally instable and scared for your whole life. So STAY AWAY FROM THE KIDS WITH THE FLOWERS OR YOU NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO NEXT YEAR! IF YOU SEE THEM RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OR THEY WILL ASK YOU “Do YoU wAnT tO buY mAy FlOwErS?” And I promise you not gonna make it. Thanks.
May flower kids , they just go around with a green bag and trying to sell stupid plastic flowers to you.