Ass Flower

When you have anul sex and the rectum wall slides out of place sometimes sticking out of the anus whitch is a Rectal Prolapse Whitch looks like an ass flower

Guy1:hey last night i was having anul sex with my girl friend and her ass flower came out and made me throw up all over her. i Got Scared and Sneaked away

Guy2: Oh....

by Urpule June 20, 2009

Dick Flower

It is where you get a giant kidney stone and you piss it out of your urethra. Causing the end of your penis to pop like a zit and explode, looking like a flower.

My kidney stone is causing me to have a dick flower.

by Dick Flower July 19, 2011

Flowerist

Someone who is opposed to flowers. Someone who doesn't want to be near a flower, hates a flower.. etc.

Guy 1: I love flowers, do you love flowers?
Guy 2: I find flowers Disgusting and Repulsive.
Guy 1: Oh then! I find you flowerist.

by Aleksen April 14, 2009

Flower-Stamper

(n.) A small boy who delights in little else other than crushing every flower in sight to make him feel superior.

Elitist is still a flower-stomper

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Flompers

Very large, real breasts.

1. "Hey man, check out those flompers!" 2. "Shes got those flompers on deck!" 3. "This chick in my class has the biggest flompers i've ever seen!"

by Vik Deegnaad January 28, 2010

flower porn

flowers that look like inappropriate content

Mr. Guinezz taught us about flower porn the other day, it was a pretty lit class my dood.

by yoyomagnet August 26, 2017

PASTY FLOPPERS

Man (or female) tits that sag or create a roll,and are pale and white.

Trevor has disgusting fat pasty floppers.

by dr. huge cock April 15, 2009