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fletch

look at those two guys having bum sex, what a pair of fletch's
by Anonymous January 20, 2003
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Fletcher

One of those cockheads who you meet on the street and you think to yourself "wow im happy im not that guy" and it turns out he has some kind of homosexual mindreading powers that he gained from too much radioactive anal sex and then he heard your thoughts and realised how gay he was and then went and had more radioactive gay arse love with his best friend, olets just say Mr. Smiley.....anyway then afterwards he gets anal cancer from which he recovers and then on his way out of the hospital without any hair because of chemotherapy he gets hit by a 16 wheeler and dies 14 months later after excruciating pain and absence of anal sex.
Bob: Hey did you see that fletcher?
Beau-Reagard: Oh yeah did you see his posture it was terrible....
by greenknobgobbler October 4, 2010
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flet

A flet is generally short stout man. He has long blond hair and a sexy trimmed beard. To call upon on you must yell, " Who Dat Flet?!" Flets are extremely rare. They are U of M fans and bring a left handed snag to the table. If you have ever seen Brendan Gibbons you know what a Flet is. They have NO QUIT so do not challenge them, for they are quick;)
"Who Dat Flet?!".. " Man shut the fuck up.... i'm taken a shit!"
by Andre Deon Youngsten Jefferies February 19, 2012
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flenty

Like plenty but more towards having an 'f' at the beginning.

Probably originates from a simple typo, 'cuz I mean, 'f' and 'p' are *right* next to each other on a keyboard.
I'm sure that there are bad YAOI fanfics of DBZ in flenty.
by Chunky B February 26, 2005
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tom fletcher

the fat one from mcfly whose life would be made a lot better/easier/more enjoyable/happier if his name was changed to Janith.
by calrer00lz December 22, 2004
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flet

"I fletted my boyfriend last night."

"I just wanna flet tonight."
by lawlzzlwal February 2, 2010
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flert

when a gay man finds another man attractive
in a bar and a man stands close enough to you then farts and you tell your boy yo this guy just farted and he replies no bro hes flerting....2. when a man farts. and another man hears it and say hay that sounds like its just my size
by flerting March 30, 2021
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