bitch flap

An enlargement of either the labia minora or majora on one side of the external female genitalia creating a flap which can be used to cover and protect the delicate flange. Possibly secured by some sort of zip or poppers.

Extended labia on both sides is called a double bitch flap.

Bitch flaps are a favourite of lesbians and those too cheap to buy a chastity belt.

Not to be confused with bitch tits.

"this wicked cool bitch flap is like, stupid fresh"
"mary has the biggest bitch flap i've ever seen!"
"she got be right in the eye with her bitch flap!"
"I went shopping and all I bought was deodorant for sarah's bitch flap"

by bitchflapflangeface May 17, 2006

dudas flap

an elaborate underfold of the epidermis, otherwise known as a double chin

wow joe, u have an enormous dudas flap

by iammclovin September 6, 2007

Ass flap

1. the small growth of skin that occassionally covers the anus of newborn children. Such growth is customarily removed and discarded. 2. someone who is disgustingly useless.

"Get off the couch and take out the garbage you ass flap!"

by 1911a1 September 5, 2008

butt flap

A square piece of cloth (usually advertising a punk band) that is safety pinned to the back of a dirty, smelly, gutter punk kids pants. Similar to a trucks mud flaps and a loin cloth.

Why do the gutter punk kids wear those butt flaps? They are so ugly!

by special j September 21, 2007

piss flaps

your cunt lips man, what did you think?

My piss flaps were extra cheesy this month time for some vagisil

by smashed bag of assholes January 10, 2007

Mackerel Flaps

If you go down on a woman and she has a smelly fish like minge it is then called mackerel flap.

I went down on your mum and i found out that she has mackerel flaps.

by CiCi Beeeeeeee October 12, 2006

Pastrami flaps

Women with large and bulbuose labia.

That chick's pastrami flaps could help stamp out world hunger.

by EH of HB September 11, 2007