Crispy Fist

The act of lubricating your hand with vaseline, or another similar substance, and then dipping the lubricated hand into a pile of sand or similar gritty substance. Once the lubricated hand is acceptably gritty, the hand is then inserted into your partner anally. The rapid pumping motion of the hand along with the rugged texture will rip at the anus and cause extreme pain and also extreme pleasure, assuming the masochism is a sexually gratifying experience.

Synonyms include, Revenge of the sand people, Sandy Cheeks, Gritty Salad, and Happy Happy Fun Time............................. with sand.

Tom gave me one hell of a gritty salad last night. I couldn't sit for hours.

That rectal exam was a handful of petroleum jelly and sand away from being a Crispy Fist.

by Skybo67 October 29, 2010

The Fist of Juduh

The Fist of Juduh is when a man is having anal sex with a woman and he inserts his hand into her vagina. He then stimulates his penis from the inside via the vaginal/anal walls. If you can, you probably have to.

That girl's ass was so loose, I had to hit her with The Fist of Juduh!

by Cracker m.f. Black May 8, 2010

Dino Fist

Term that describes the occurrence when a woman has a front wedgie that both surpasses a camel toe and a moose knuckle.

"Woah, check out that fat chicks beaver! She totally has a dino fist!

by Echoshade555 June 1, 2011

Bitch Fisting

The act of public lesbian cunt thumping. An aggressive female dominatary fisting to assert alpha female status.

Despite Maxi's superior dyke mullét, Trace swiftly delivered a massive bitch fisting.

by Justin Quind-Felcher October 11, 2008

Puppet fisting

When your friend rolls his socks off his feet to the point it looks like a condom you take it and put it on to your hand (thus making a sock puppet condom) and proceed to fist your std filled slut.

I love to go puppet fisting with my best friends on the weekends in the dark.

by Dannyhugedick August 24, 2014

fist bucket

Is a women that fists her vagina daily and her vigina hole is a size of an bucket.

laura "you have a vagina a size of an fist bucket"

kevin "shut up you fist bucket"

mike " you look like a fist bucket"

by chris harvey January 19, 2007

Slippy Fist

Using too much lubricant during the act of male masturbation or recieving a hand job which causes the hand to go out of control.

I used too much baby oil while I was cranking it the other day and I got the 'ol slippy fist.

by Frankie Rizzo November 29, 2007