Fanum tax

When you have sex with your own parents

Person 1: I just did some fanum tax last night!
Person 2: Dude, what is wrong with you??!

by EpicSteven1227 August 4, 2025

fanum tax

Slang for stealing food from a friend.

For example my friend always pretends to “fanum tax” my Pringles

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 22, 2025

Mt.Facemore

When a person takes face to a monumental level for his boss.

Travis made an picture of Mt.Facemore for ED!

by Travis Angelini March 16, 2008

god facutie

The cutest and fatest person alive. The god facutie is the leader of all facuties. Once the god facutie is born the title cannot be removed until death. At the present day the god facutie is Julien. Past god facuties include Rodger Wilder, Jason Beall and others.

All hail the god facutie. There is no one cuter and fatter than he!

by Master of Dictionary January 6, 2011

columbian facemask

When a man ejaculates on someone's face, and uses a pad to rub in the ejaculate in to the other party's face, usually with a cloth or tissue, however any soft pad would be sufficient

"This Columbian chick wanted me to cum on her face and rub it into her skin."

"That's why they call it a Columbian facemask!"

by Benjamin Moore md July 13, 2020

The Facemask

When a gentlemen ejaculates from 6 feet apart onto the face of a person. They then smears the ejaculate across her face, to create a “face mask” made of semen.

Don’t worry dude, I just did the Facemask. We stayed 6 feet apart.

by MaskGurl69 September 27, 2020

post factum

after the fact; ex post facto

She will announce her decision and then give us a post factum statement of the reasons for it

by pkuczynski March 9, 2021