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tumblife experience

When a teenage boy/girl thinks they know more about life than you because of something they read on Tumblr.
Tumblrite: Why do you even smoke weed you filthy pig? You do realize you don't need drugs to have a good time! Why don't you go rape an innocent woman? Because that's what degenerate male pot-smoking pigs do!
White male who needs to check his privilege: What the fuck are you talking about? Go somewhere else with your tumblife experience.
by ExtaticKitteh May 24, 2015
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Near Jail Experience

When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.
J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.
by stuartc1 December 5, 2021
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The Boyfriend Experience

A sexual encounter with an affectionate male sex worker who provides cuddling, kissing, and intimacy.

Or BFE
Besides great sex, he provided the boyfriend experience such as kissing, cuddling, and hugging
by NYCDominicano March 8, 2024
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SHE - Sweetheart Experience

SHE - Sweetheart Experience.
A term used by female escorts similar to that of GFE or Girl Friend Experience. First usage was by Diane a well know and talented escort in Chicago, Il.

The notable difference between SHE and GFE is that SHE a more intense version and highly affectionate. The girl becomes the Sweetheart Fantasy.
by Olivia Fernase January 29, 2017
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teenagers with experience

an online platform created to provide a space for teenagers to share their voice and experience. HTTP://teenagerswithexperience.com
I recently started volunteering for this online organisation called Teenagers With Experience!
by allynasa October 8, 2020
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experience

The absolute most hated word among today's youth, and with good reason. They invest years and ten thousands of cash in a college education in hopes to better their chances for a job, only to get told that none of that shit matters unless you have "experience", which you can only acquire through jobs. This is how they end up homeless or at least sheltered past 30.
Applicant: "Hello, I'm a graduate of a prestigious university with a doctorate's degree and I'd like to apply for the entry-level job you just posted"

Company: "We don't give a shit about your background, we won't consider you unless you have experience"

Applicant: "But I can't get experience unless I have a job"

Company: "I missed the part where that's my problem"
by Someone32143214 September 19, 2023
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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025
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