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escalade

like the saying goes (that i made up)


beater cars wont get you far
but escalades will get you laid
w00t! that escalade is l33t! biotch
by invader ZIM December 16, 2004
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the great escape (server)

The Great Escape (server)

kicks with no warning or good reason! They kick if you're too good, call out cheaters, pr expose their bias! Ruining the purity of the game, I'm sure the founders would "Blow their nose in their general direction!"
by stude4art June 9, 2018
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Escape The Fate

A band that is in no way hardcore. I have listened to 5 songs from This war is ours and 2 from Dying is your latest Fashion. All of the fanboys of this band claim that theyre old singer was amazing and him leaving made the band worse. Personally when I heard that song The Day I left The Womb, I literally laughed out loud. The singers voice cracked like a pubescent boy during the song. It was hilarious.

But to the point, this band is (mostly) for people who think they have problems(aka vampire emo pussy wannabees)

I think that this band musically isnt good or bad, however the old singer on The Day I Left The Womb sucked and the new singer on the song This War is Ours sucked at the screamo grunt metal voice. It was sad.

Lyrics include:
"I feel the pressure, its coming down on me"

"Ashley baby, you make me feel so alive, ive got purpose once again"

"I touched her ooh she touched my aahh"

Bands I like: Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Hollywood Undead, and im starting to like Children of Bodom
Emo 12 year old girl: "Escape the Fate has such meaningful lyrics and is so hardcore, you should listen :)"

Me: Oh my God! This sucks (plays song People=Sh*t by Slipknot)

Emo 12 year old girl:"Mommy make him stop, my ears are bleeding, ITS TOO HARDCORE wah wah wah"
by I DONT LIKE ESCAPE THE FATE August 6, 2009
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Escape The Fate

Best hardcore band ever. Ex-singer Ronnie Radke is in prison for killing someone. New singer Craig Mabbitt ex Blessthefall changed their music but theyre still good
emo kid #1: omg have you heard that ronnie radke from escape the fate got in jail for killing someone?

emo kid #2: *cuts himself*
by radkemabbitt March 14, 2009
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Elcain

elcain is a state of mind often associated with the sexual abuse of Lurikeens. it is often treatable by a zerg or good old rogering. it is highly contageous and can often cause severe QQ
Elcain teh nub elph on hib/excal, often caught in the back streets of TNN givin it to innocent luwi women
by Kerith November 23, 2004
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Escapage

A word used by idiots instead of "escape."
"Hold onto the stopper tighter to reduce gas escapage."
by Stomalia April 19, 2017
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The Escalator

The Escalator is an act of sexual prowess. It is also form of The Bulldozer where you run the girl up and down a set of stairs until she cooperates, and does what she is told. This is the ultimate demeaning act of sex that you can do to your partner. Just be warned, going up the stairs is a lot harder than you may think. So be a gentleman and buy that bitch some knee pads.
Suzie: "Where did you get all those bruises from?"
Dana: "I got them last night, Jon wanted to try The Escalator out."
by Kyle Rosekrans August 11, 2007
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