Ego Penis

The egotistical way men feel their genitalia have sway over other people

Omg, some people’s ego penis. That guy thought he could “make me go straight”

by XnippleheartsX March 24, 2022

Ego bailing

The art of being a pilchard and running away when you're team (in online games) is in a position of advantage against an opposing team and a member of you're team runs away putting you're team at a disadvantage and blames everyone else.

Horgan we would have won that fight if you weren't ego bailing

by Paul kingy October 21, 2023

ego coder

A programmer who doesn't ask for help when faced with a bug in his program because he has a big ego

You've been stuck with the error for 2 days. Are you an ego coder?

by mekswill May 14, 2022

Ego at the door

Check your sense of self-importance at the “door” before entering a situation or conversation. This means letting go of the need to be right, to be in control, or to be recognized for one's accomplishments.

Coach Emily is so chill on social mean. You can tell that she leaves her ego at the door.

by laterrel April 19, 2024

ego fluffies

The feeling you get when someone makes a positive comment towards you, or something good just happened to you.

Wow!, I've got 20 comments on on my picture already, I've got the ego fluffies:)

by Shadwofang September 21, 2010

[Ego-gasms]

Ego-gasms, the joy and euphoria produced from the dopamine hit from self validation, as portrayed by Tom Hanks after making fire in the movie Castaway. Soccer stars often display such feelings of elation after kicking a goal.

Sadly, such feelings of joy over self validation run both positively and negatively and include acts of self validation by invalidating others , bullying. The APA's DSM V lists "gratification" in the traits for "Antisocial Personality Disorder".

I had ego-gasms for a week after getting an article published.
Bullying is an addiction to ego-gasms from harming others, all forms of abuse are simply tools.

by Bald Older Bloke. August 13, 2020

Ego Asf

When someone does something egotistical or acts in a manner of which they come off with an inflated ego

Troy: bro did you see Jay’s story he’s flexing the tesla his parents bought him while telling everyone to get their money up. Me: thats ego asf bro didn't even buy that himself!

by MetigetHezy May 16, 2022