tree eater

When one crashes into a tree while mountain biking or on an ATV/dirt bike.

Bryan is such a tree eater!

by Nathan Thorn August 1, 2011

cracker eater

Cracker eater is a person who you just hate, but don't have a huge reason to. You hate every little thing they do. So they can just be sitting down eating crackers and you are hating them for that. You bitterly think, look at that bitch over there eating crackers.

Person 1: Why do you hate her? She's not the nicest person but she really never did anything to me or any of your friends.
Person 2: She's just one of those cracker eaters.

by Hobochan March 23, 2017

skeeter eater

A creepy looking bug that doesn't actually eat mosquitoes. Also known as a crane fly.

Dang, that's a huge skeeter eater!

by rangertown April 2, 2017

mole easter

a wonderful human being probably by the name of caroline. they are usually very pretty and talented and don't rape kids

that woman is a real mole easter

by uassfd August 26, 2017

Foreskin Eater

An intense blowjob giver who will rip foreskin off with their front teeth then sprinkle salt on it and eat.

I heard the one working the corner right now is a Foreskin Eater. Time to convert to Judism.

by Allah's InfedelUncircumsizion October 21, 2017

spam eater

A person from Hawaii who likes spam, or a insult to use after being called a haole.
Can also be use to defind someone in the “aloha sprit”.

Spam eater: go back to the main land you fuckn haole
You: fuck off you fuckn spam eater

by brianjordan97 February 15, 2019

jersey easterling

A girl that played Logan rothwell a.k.a. Th biggest hoe in FMS

That bitch is like a jersey easterling

by Spitting truth November 19, 2019