awkward dolphin

Used like "awkward turtle" in very awkward situations. Put your hands in the awkward turtle position but then move them to look like a dolphin jumping in and out of the water.

If someone says something awkward, you can use the awkward dolphin to make it even more awkward.

by M_grigg November 21, 2007

Dolphinja

A combination of a dolphin and a ninja; typically carries a small knife or dagger in its blowhole.

That dolphinja is gonna stab you!

by Q.T. McWhiskers March 31, 2009

Dolphin whisperer

A person who has the capability to communicate to and/or attract dolphins. Similar to a dog whisperer, a dolphin whisperer is very egotistical and proud of their gift, and often becomes jealous whenever a dolphin shows attention to another person.

Cattie: "The dolphins just keep coming to me!"
Caleb: "That's because you must be a dolphin whisperer."
Westley: "Hey, a dolphin finally's coming to me!"
Caleb: "... Cattie, why did you push that dolphin away? Westley was finally going to touch his first dolphin!"
Cattie: "Because I'm a dolphin whisperer."

by Lenerty April 7, 2011

murph durph

a.)nerdy douche bag often in a position of authority. b.) nickname of director of students at Mount Saint Joseph

a.)How the fuck did that asshole become my boss,he such a murph durph. b.)Student #1: That son of a bitch gave me a saturday detention!
Student #2: He needs to get his head outta his ass.
Student #3: Yeah fuck murph durph!

by proffessor hyphun November 14, 2007

Brown dolphin

Also known as Sweet Tea.

going to Chick-fil-a and saying i would like a Brown Dolphin.

by rosemarsh June 9, 2010

Fluffing the dolphin

Yet another creative term for mastrubation. Interchangeable with spanking the monkey, beating off, shooting knuckle babies, etc.

A: Yo, what took you so long to pee?
B: I was fluffing the dolphin

by AntimatterKING August 10, 2009

wiki wiki dolphin

term used for people who go on wikipedia or any other website to specifically find sexual words or definitions. like a horny porpoise aka a dolphin. Di you know that humans and porpoises are the only animals that have sex for fun. True statement

Tiger, you are such a wiki wiki dolphin! - Dana
Nah, im more like a narwhal cuz im so horny! -Tiger

by ShakiraIsSoSexy November 22, 2010