Doctor

Scary. Very scary. Smiles, stabs you with needles, tells you everything is fine but it's really not...

Random Person 1: Where are you going?

Random Person 2: To the Doctor's office.

random Person 1: AHHHHHH!*faints*

by BeWareOfMe March 30, 2013

Head Docter

Someone who gives head
Someone who suck dick
(blow job)

Hey Look, there's the head docter maybe she'll suck my dick.

by Baby Kill January 6, 2007

dictact

any type of contact with a penis. combined word from dick and contact.

"so you went home with him last night?! did you get the dictact?"

by toodown November 2, 2014

dirty doctor

4-Chloro-2,5-dimethoxyamphetamine, commonly known as DOC--a psychedelic of the phenethylamine family.

the dirty doctor made a house call and now ollie's tripping his NUTS off.

by shizzle b. April 7, 2008

doctator

A doctor who thinks they authority to treat his or her patients like peasants.

This doctator is an evil man!

by Word Madman March 27, 2019

Doctor Shrinker

A pejorative term for "small child". Reference to a segment on the 70s television show, Krofft Supershow where a mad scientist shrinks a trio of friends.

Useful for referring to a loud and/or annoying child, or to express one's general distaste for children in general.

Alternate: Shrinker

Quinn: My next door neighbor's Doctor Shrinker was screeching all night last night.

P. Thomas: Man, I'm so glad there are no Shrinkers in my building.

by spamania August 31, 2007

Doctor Obscure

An internet reviewer who uses observasional humor instead of shouting and swearing to review obscure movies and games.

Dr. Obscure: Oh hello, I'm Doctor Obscure and I have a PHD in things that YOU don't know about.

by Sitka-C May 26, 2009