Exackary disease

A disease when your face looks like your buttocks.

Catherine: I don’t feel too good

Miranda: You probably have exackary disease

by swaggmaster69 March 8, 2021

bummy disease

when a person catches this 1 in 7 billion disease they are no longer able to sing a song or say a quote with out adding the words ‘bum’, ‘bummy’ or any other form of the word ‘bum’.

karen: “thank you, bum, thank you, bum!”

steven: “karen stay away from me! i might catch your bummy disease!”

by big keelungus January 19, 2019

barrel disease

One who is so fat that the body appears in the shape of an old wooden barrel

Maggie has put on so much weight since high school. Her man told me he divorced her since she has barrel disease.

by ak80 August 6, 2014

Hoebagginsons disease

A disease that affects both men and women, causing them to exhibit hoebag-like behavior within the presence of an attractive peer.

That girl seems to be showing signs of the hoebagginsons disease.

by Gaylors May 30, 2018

MIT disease

Somone who has dyslexia: a condition that causes you to consistently misspell MIT or Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Symptoms may include an excessive use of the letter 'I', randomly adding extra letters, and forgetting the 'ch'.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Joe?
Person 2: Yeah, he has MIT Disease. He just wrote "Massaschusetts Instittute of Technologgy" in his essay!

by Tetartradeded February 6, 2023

sleeplessdeeznuts disease

This is a very rare disease that was discovered during the COVID 19 outbreak in 2021 by a fellow student from Turkey was infected with it through his own personal laptop during the extreme stress of deez nuts hour and had to be hospitalized at Alkent Hospital, where he is being monitored by Dr. Joe Ma.

Dude are you okay? You look like you have the sleeplessdeeznuts disease!

by JooByden May 19, 2021

Sparkinson's Disease

Where one is afflicted by the extreme desire to smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and/or, when one feels inclined to provide marijuana for all people participating in said act.

"Bro im sparkin everybody up tonight, its like I got SPARKINSON'S DISEASE

by Dr.Sparkinsons May 29, 2012