Dice

Slang for 2grams of Crack (A single gram is the size of your average die)worth 200$

I seen Ryan slangin' dice down in Halifax last week.

by CraigPenney November 2, 2008

one direction

A gay boy band from the fuckin UK who sing about shoving their tiny dicks into 12 year old girl's bloody vaginas.

One Erection: You've got that... one thing. (VAGINA) I need that.. one thing (VAGINA.).
Little Girl: I HAVE THAT ONE THING. I NEED MOAR.
One Direction: I like to... eat UR LITTLE PENISES.

by Y U NO LIEK ME March 27, 2013

no dice

Meaning no way
or also meaning not a chance in hell

"Hold my baby while I fuck this bitch up"
"No dice"

by Chris Mah April 27, 2007

Directionator

A person with absolutely no clue on one direction, but delude themselves in thinking they "Love them"

e.g. "I payed 100 dollars for one of their tickets, I'm their biggest fan!" - this is a directionator

by kane p1234 October 3, 2012

diced pineapple

You should eat diced pineapples to make your pussy taste better.

eat some diced pineapples baby, yo punjabi taste like old filet o fish

by Sexay mama August 30, 2013

No dice

When you come up empty handed.

Did you find the last beer in the fridge?

Nope, no dice.

by Lloyd D. March 25, 2005

One Direction

Fifty shades of fucked-up.

"One Direction is the shadiest band of all time".

by Wallflower56 August 8, 2015