coinky dink 

a nicer way of saying ‘coincidence’

oh hey! what a coinky dink!

coinky dink by squirrels on surfboards December 27, 2019

badonk-a-dink 

Yes, there is a badonk-a-donk, someone's large ass. But a badonk-a-dink is something special. That girl walking down the street with one huge ass cheek and one that is normal sized. Therefore, instead of a badonk-a-donk.. the half huge ass chick has a badonk-a-DINK!

WEEZY: Damn, do you see that girl's badonk-a-donk?!

CEE-LO: No, come look at it from this angle, that thang is definitely a badonk-a-dink... juicy on one side, toned on the other. Pleases all tastes.

badonk-a-dink by aptH June 12, 2011

Kink Dink 

A dick with a severe left hook!

Man that guy's kink dink could piss around corners!

Kink Dink by Jeremy Wildo April 13, 2011

Donkle-Dink 

Man who likes to suck goats balls - aka Christian my next door neighbour who threatens to take legal action against me and my homies for throwing the worlds best off-the-ba-jebus partays. Utter donkle-dink.

Christian is a donkle-dink

Donkle-Dink by TheMaskedSlanderer March 10, 2019

Skunky Dink 

A cross between chunky dunking and skinny dipping. When your just an average Joe.

Hey bro, you wanna go skunky dinkin'

Skunky Dink by Benocutt January 17, 2017

yoinky dink 

A stupid ass word you have thought of once in your life

*brain at 2 am* - "YOINKY DINK"

yoinky dink by YOINKY DINK February 10, 2019

Shrinky Dink 

The effect of cold water on the penis , whether from a lake, shower, or anywhere, making it considerably smaller

Dude look at his shrinky dink! It's tiny!

Shrinky Dink by jiujitsujack August 8, 2009