digitally diddling

To waste countless hours of life online looking at nonsense through various forms of digital technology. Productivity is down at schools and work, but people know what celebrity is knocked up, by who, and who is starting the slut shaming.

Jason could not understand why people spent so much of their lives digitally diddling when they could teach themselves algebra or a foreign language, learn about past cultures, and then he remembered that most people are fucking stupid. In order to get over this unpleasant realization he did a "honey covered boobs" image search and then felt better.

by von groovy June 29, 2017

Digital Herpes

When an image has a high ratio of artifacts.

That jpeg has the digital herpes.

by Mister Bulldops June 10, 2016

digital bleach

Digital bleach is something the internet needs because the shot you find on line needs to be gone

“IT'S THE FUCKIN' INTERNET😂😂😂”

“WE NEED TO GET DIGITAL BLEACH”

by Saranghae Min Yoongi May 6, 2018

digit tight

When a chick's twat is so tight that you can't even get a finger in her.

Andy: I was making out with Kathy and when I put my hands in her pants, I couldn't even get a pinky in her.
Ron: Damn, that girl is digit tight!

by RBAK January 23, 2017

Digital Cherry

The term "Cherry" has been used for decades as a slang term for "Excellent," "hot," "Great," "Far Out," "cool," "top of class" and so forth. As in; "Wow, that custom '57 Chevy is Cherry." "That's a Cherry bike." "Oh man, that chick is Cherry."

This definition applies that same term specifically to digital content.
Digital content that is "Cherry" or great, nice, hot, cool, sweet, live, bad (in the context of "cool) and so forth. Used specifically to represent digital content as is found on the internet, digital photography, graphic design, web sites, even can reference digital music, digital video or any thing else that is in a digital format and is "Cherry"

excellentartisticcoolhotbadliveweb designwebsitedigital contentnicesweet

"That website is a Digital Cherry." That graphic is a "Digital Cherry" "That design studio keeps cranking out "Digital Cherries."

by Digital Cherries November 8, 2012

Digital Facial

noun
1. The act of blowing your load on a digital or computerized image of a person or living thing.

1. I haven't had sex for 6 months now, it's gotten so bad that I had to go on the computer and give a digital facial.

2. Jenna Jameson? Ha! Back in the day I gave her so many digital facials.

by pryztyx July 17, 2012

Digitally Adhesive

NerdSpeak for 'sticky fingers', for those inclined to be kleptos

Don't leave you I-Phone, etc. unattended at public places, plenty of folk are digitally adhesive

by AmboNec September 29, 2013