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Licked and Dicked

Lori can't wait to get licked and dicked tonight, so she's on the prowl!!!
by Jillina March 23, 2013
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Dicked

To be deeply troubled by a situation; to be screwed; totally fucked
The hooker took your wallet? Oh fuck man, you just got dicked!
by DJSeebs October 19, 2003
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Dickhead

"Dude you're being such a Dickhead!!"
by The rachet June 19, 2013
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Dickelodeon

A rare type of penis with magical abilities that can grant flight power to its owner during sex.
Girl: How big was his dick?
Other girl: Small as shit, but it was a dickelodeon so we flew through the sky singing "Whole New World" while we had intercourse.
Girl: ...Worth it.
by Mei-main June 1, 2018
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Dickeating

When someone is being hella annoying and won’t stfu about something.
Yo micheal would not stop dickeating about how me and maggie hu last night. Man wouldn't shut up about it. It’s like he wants her to himself.
by Shrekshorsecock69 June 16, 2020
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Dickcheese

-insult
1)A person of little intelligence who can't stop spewing stupid, unwanted remarks.
2)A great name to call a friend who's careless behavior resulted in an undesirable catastrophe.
3) A jackball -- someone who goes out of his way to make your life miserable.
4) An alternative to bunghole.
1. "Some stupid dickcheese at my school won't stop quoting Napoleon Dynamite."

2. "My friend Jason's such a dickcheese. He accidentally lit his house on fire with Axe."

3. "Some dickcheese egged my car..."

4. "Stop being such a dickcheese, GOOOSSSHHH."
by Uber Jackball September 28, 2006
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dickheadly

adverb - something done in the manner of a dickhead
Hannah: Hey Joe! you run dickheadly
Joe: i know, i should really stop running on top of small children
by JoeKosz September 19, 2007
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