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kiss detective

when your in a risky area and one person participating in kissing keeps their eyes open for possible other people seeing you.
Girl: Can you be the kiss detective this time?
Boy: Yeah sure i’ll make sure no one sees us
by balls69420iloveboys October 24, 2020
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sexually defective

People who roll bowling balls down a slide into their testicles.
THAT FUCKING SEXUALLY DEFECTIVE ROLLED A RETARDED BOWLING BALL INTO MY FUCKING *cough cough* THE TESTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021
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renaissance detective

LAPD Lt. Det. Bigfoot Bjornsen
Look, I’ve been referred to more than one time by the LA times as a Renaissance Detective, okay?

-Bigfoot Bjornsen
by Froominator March 5, 2021
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cap_detect0r

a cap detector of culture
Hey do you know cap_detect0r? Yeah! He gave me a 2023 Toyota Tacoma and a burrito only for the cost of my left nut!
by owauh August 11, 2021
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Consulting Detective

Abbreviation CD; A person you hire to investigate a person or organization who is suspected of committing illegal and or unethical acts, or to review a case police were unable to solve that you would like them to solve; or in other words a private investigator or PI
The consulting detective investigated Marcia’s boyfriend and discovered that he was cheating on her with another woman.
by Vanguard 1998 August 25, 2021
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Drip Detection Squad

A group of online friends wearing the same or very similar skins killing people that aren't the same/similar skins repeatedly until they change
this is the drip detection squad and change the skin or and join us
by FatPogChamp44 September 10, 2021
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Red Detective

When a bitch is looking through the period app, calendar app, Snapchat, messages, Instagram, etc. Trying to remember when her period started or ended
She can’t remember if she had just ended her period when we fucked or not. She’s going all red detective!
by cuminmenicki March 20, 2022
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