David 

n. a type of spoon that is a size between a serving spoon and a soup spoon. It usually is difficult to organize in a utensil drawer.

n. (slang) a finger

I just cant find anywhere to put this David! I never really use it either....THANKS GRANDMA!

I just hit my David with a hammer!

David by Chew Toe Buckle December 4, 2010

David 

A special type of fuckboy who can never accomplish anything due to his lack of chromosomes. They are easy to spot, distinct visual features including big ears, red face, glasses, '60s haircut, and make it in life by sucking dicks.

That David needs to stop sucking dicks and walk like a man.

David by intensesquirtz May 15, 2016

David 

A smelly farmer who doesnt take showers and doesnt believe choclate milk comes from a brown cow.

Ewwww David smells!

David by taydice July 22, 2010

David 

A handsome master memist who either makes his own memes, or steals them from other people. He is very nice and funny as well.

Nice meme! You pulled a David right there!

David by Youlostdavid March 25, 2017

David 

A Star Wars nerd and has a huge dick, like 15 ft long

Look at David, I want to fuck him

David by MrBeezyButt March 30, 2017

david 

a bottom

david is such a bottom

david by screamsjehehjdhejshdhnwhdhe July 31, 2020

david 

A french fuck

fuck david.

david by srepan October 15, 2012