Cucumbering

“Cucumbering” or “To Cucumber” is to Relax so well that you are mistaken for the garden vegetable.

“Oh snap is that a cucumber”

“nah that’s just John”

“man he is really Cucumbering hard”

“Where were you last night?”

“Oh I was at the crib Cucumbering”

“I’m about to cucumber until the sun comes up”

by UncleChungus June 7, 2019

cucumbing

An action of shoving a cucumber up into a person's ass

"Spill the information now or I'm gonna start cucumbing you!"
I'll make you hate cucumber for the rest of your life.

by Cucumber Call Center July 31, 2019

CUCed

When you have consistently and repeatedly been scammed out of your C.U.C.s in Cuba because you're a foreigner. The result is you have been CUCed out of your money.

The taxi drivers CUCed me out of 5 CUCs every night when they pretended they don't have change.

by HavanaDefined August 15, 2019

cucumber

Large 8- 12 inch vegetable that shoots out juices.

That cucumber shot its juices at me.

by jackysmacky4206969 October 23, 2019

cucumbular

Used to describe someone or something Cool, calm , chill

"Wow, she's cucumbular as heck !"

" dude, chill be more cucumbular "
" sometimes i look at a cucumber and think, wow that thing is hella cucumbular "

by Remy tams April 11, 2020

Cuecumbus

Where you shove an entire cucumber down you dick hole and jerk off to another man doing cuecumbus.

Jerome:fuck my dick is loose after I tried cuecumbus last night
Mom: WHAT THE FUCK JEROME!!!

by Pussyfatcatcunt April 12, 2020

Cucumber

Girls use it... To eat! You dirty minded freak. Boys may use it too... To eat 😉😉

Hey, Have you used to cucumber yet 😏

by Chicken nuggetsssss April 16, 2020