Cooked

When you smoke so much weed you are brain dead

“Donk you cooked bro stop smoking you slur your words even when sober”

Cooked by Weedmeme June 3, 2018

croaked dick 

A dick that is done for and no longer goes up on demand.

“Yeah man, my dad’s got a croaked dick now he has to take Viagra.”

croaked dick by reqkarleyuiem June 11, 2018

cooked it 

Used to much meth and not realising how stupid you look Running around like a headless goose

They’ve definitely over cooked it this time.

omg she’s running around like a headless chook she must have cooked it!

cooked it by Immiture June 12, 2018

Cooked the Cougar

Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.

Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.

Cooked the Cougar by Syngyl April 17, 2019

Crooke 

A pro Epic gamer who is obviously the best streamer on twitch, YouTube and literally every streaming platform.

"Who's the best streamer in the world?" "Crooke!"

Crooke by its.Crooke August 7, 2019

crooted 

when you clutch a recruit rush

I guess you can say you got crooted

crooted by Quarksaysree February 2, 2020

Croaked 

You partied so hard that you died and needed a wheelchair escort. Not actually tho, but you’re going crazy. Creda to Creighton Janklow

Keely drank so much she croaked on my couch.

Croaked by Chickennuggetpopcornfart June 6, 2020