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Roblox car crash 

Roblox car crashes are a series of (normally low quality) videos popular on youtube and tiktok that show dash cam footage of roblox blocky cars suffering violent accidents, such as running over NPCs or hitting other cars while shredding into pieces.
These videos are known for using ACTUAL legitimate car accident audios found in websites such as LiveLeak, wich gives a strange comedic effect.
X: Hey have you seen this Roblox Car Crash compilation on tiktok? It’s so funny!
X: please leave me alone.
Roblox car crash by Ungui56 December 10, 2022
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Link and Crash 

STL phenomenon. Linking up with someone you have beef with then Crashing out. Often initiated with a text, usually ends up with the cops being called
Man 1: that one mf ManMan just texted me “link and crash” cause he heard what I said about his mom

Man 2: Aw shit here we go
Link and Crash by 314eva June 28, 2023

You could survive a car crash

The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.
Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash

plane crash 

A catastrophic event where an airplane collides with an object, the ground, or the ocean. In contrast to a car crash, more likely than not all persons on board are dead due to the extraordinary-high magnitude of impact.

Such examples included the break-up of TWA Flight 800, the disappearance of Air France Flight 447 and ValuJet Flight 592.
It's hard to imagine that airplanes are actually the safest form of travel. The thing is, in a plane crash - everyone dies. At least in a car crash there are different levels of injury, possibly but not likely death.
plane crash by NWeiner December 31, 2011

Face-crash 

To ruin someone's facebook profile by changing the details, status, pictures and sometimes joining or creating groups.
Someone just face-crashed my profile, I logged in and found that I am now intrested in men, that my intrests are being gay and that my profile picture is now a big pair of balls, I can't wait to catch the bastard that did this.
Face-crash by Arthur C June 21, 2008

Christmas Crash 

The act of falling asleep abruptly (crashing) on the day of Christmas, usually in the evening. This may be due to a variety of reasons, namely: over eating at the family dinner, drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, exhaustion from dealing with family, staying up late on Christmas Eve and waking up early on Christmas (excitement), or just to buy yourself some me time away from the family. The Christmas Crash usually occurs between 8 and 12 hours after waking up on Christmas morning. The slumber may carry over into the night's sleep, causing you to have a disturbed sleeping schedule for a few days.
I think I suffered the Christmas Crash last Christmas...there are pictures of me sleeping on the couch with my stocking in hand while everyone else enjoyed their Christmas.
Christmas Crash by christmas crash December 7, 2012

carb crash 

When you eat a lot of carbohydrates and are subsequently sleepy.
Gemma: I am so tired after eating all that pizza and bread for lunch.
Matt: You're suffering from a rather big carb crash.
carb crash by Hemingford September 8, 2020