Cronulla cape

Australian flag worn around the neck superhero style, normally by shirtless bogan on the way to national sporting event/shock jock inspired race riot.

Check out the bogan in the Cronulla cape!

by Boo-Hiss November 14, 2006

carpenter's dream

a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.

look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!

by KRHimself January 1, 2005

carpet licker

An indivdual who performs oral sex on a female with a hariy vagina. Related Terms: Carpet Bombing cunnilingus

Barbara Streisand

by Batman November 9, 2001

Carpet Gypsy.

Just like a but pirate but for a girl!
Lesbians on the prowl for some carpet.
This was made up by the famous Blonde girl
Jordan!

Wow Look at leah get all that pussy on the dance floor!!

What a Carpet Gypsy.

lesbian Girl

by Jordan dewert February 27, 2009

Carpet Kid

The cringey, disgusting, misfit group of weeaboos, emos, and rejects that will usually sit in the hallways oppose to tables during lunch. You can identify them by their fedoras or their anime or rick and morty regalia.

Usually greasy and haven't showered in a long time. They usually put off a pungent odor that they all constantly share for some reason. It's very similar to old socks and wet dog.

They are the representation of tumblr as a person.

I just called that carpet kid looking at Yiff porn

by Jadderall May 20, 2018

Tim Capello

The muscle bound oiled up saxaphone god who appeared in the cult classic; The Lost Boys,.

If you ever have doubts in life, simply ask yourself; "Do I still believe?"

Sam; "Dang my life sucks, what am I gonna do?"

Ian; "Remember Tim Capello's wise words

do you still believe?"

Sam; "OH I STILL BELIEVE!!!"

by Altruistic Idealist May 19, 2010

Carpentersville

(The Getto)in illinois...

I just wen't to Carpentersville to get HI.

by MasterRoach April 12, 2008