Crank Drank

A mixture of smirnoff tripe distilled, water mixed with crystal light in a 2liter bottle.

Jason couldn't handle that Crank Drank he was throwing up everywhere

by webechillllllinn December 3, 2010

Crank-pipe

A crank pipe is a sophisticatedly blown glass tube with a bubble on the end used specifically for smoking methamphetamine and preferably made with Pyrex. Available in different colors and thickness. Commonly referred to as an "oil burner" when purchased at the store. Car air freshener tubes are also a popular material purchased specifically for the purpose of blowing the glass tube into a bubble with a torch until its red hot and pops a small hole in the top to allow the air flow to carry the smoke as you twist the pipe from 10°-2oclock position into your mouth as you inhale to achieve a good hit. Properly maintaining this unique apparatus is suggested to retain efficient burning. The solid black at the end is referred to as "pipe wipe" or "war-paint" as the soot turns everything you touch black. Ashes or wink paired with a Q-tip is the best way to clean an abused p-lo. Over time them become thin and/or pitted causing them to break at the most inconvenient moment. Out of desperation light bulbs or foil can also be modified for smoking. Average cost is $2.00-$5.00 thin ones are cheapest and broken pipes can also be reblown with a torch or recycled to other tweakers. If your brave the residue can be scraped or "cracked back" refered to as "raping the pipe" when smoked and tastes like shit or even cause a broke dope to fiend out when the last of the shits been smoked already and nothing is left even after hours of dedicated "carpet-surfing" turns up nothing.

Fuckin'A I cant find my crank-pipe.

by BunzR_us February 22, 2018

crank and stank

when a guy fingers his asshole while pleasuring hsi almond shaped g spot in his ass and jerking off at the same time

wow today was so great i was streaming cum and cuming gallons cause i was crank and stanking

by anal man December 6, 2004

crank dat arnold

When you shave someone's head, take a hollowed out melon, rub shit on the outside and jiz on the inside then stick it on the bald guy's head shouting "Crank that arnold!" Usually occurs between gay men in prison or an unconcious guy and arnold g.

Arny-'Yo man, I'm bored'
Bob-'Let's crank dat arnold'
Arny-'That's cool, like coolade'

by Arnyn G May 8, 2008

CRANK THAT

"to do something"
"preferably to do a dance"

"Youuu, crank that soulja boy"
"Youu, crank that batman"

by CILLACRACKK November 7, 2007

Crank Dat Ribosome

Based off of a hilarious video on Youtube "Brent VLog 10-24-07". Basically, it's how the ribosome "cranks" out proteins.

"We don't superman no mo' we just ribosome dat hoe!"

"Hey, crank dat ribosome and may yourself some proteins."

by Willusjo December 10, 2007

crank tank

Someone who is a barrel full of grumpiness. Despite all actions to turn the tidal mood, this mammal refuses efforts on all fronts. Applying the phrase "crank tank" when referring to said offender will often remedy the situation, assisting the grump bucket in performing a 180 degree turnaround.

"He woke up from his nap in full crank tank mode. He was pouting like a grump-asaur!"

"That girl is walking the crank tank plank."

by ahwoodul May 29, 2009