ConnectXP

A killer of dreams for students at Concord High School, located in Concord, NH. ConnectXP allows parents of students to access up-to-date information on their child's grades at any moment. This program was supposed to "increase involvement between the parents and the school," but all it has succeeded in doing is increasing the hostility between parents and their children, as the children argue about why they failed one or more classes. The launching of ConnectXP was the death of liberty.

Innocent Child: Mother and father, I would like to go see a film with my peers tonight. Is this permitted?

Dad: Don't think so, bud. Not after failing the Bio 2 test.

Innocent Child: Damn you, ConnectXP.

by PTxPrimus March 11, 2008

Conner

Conner is a cute little bean who loves the oldies and loves his girl. He’s quite young but everyone thinks he should’ve been born in the 90s. He’s loved by everyone and every girl secretly like likes him. He might get a little too worried about lil stupid things and might have days when he gets a lil depressed, might be a lil saucy boi at times, but over all is a truly alright guy. He enjoys the small things in life and loves to have fun with everyone and make memories. He’s gone through sum crap but came out ok. He’s a very strong individual who runs on trust and pinky promises. Conner is someone to love, and love forever. He’s someone to be proud of. If you meet a Conner, keep a hold on the little feller.. he’ll make your world a whole lot brighter. c: 💕

“See.. that guy over there. I told you he’s hot.”

“Oh, him? That’s Conner. He’s real cool.”

by shortie🥟 June 1, 2018

Dike Connector

An a RJ45 socket which allows you to plug in two male ends together back to back to make one whole wire.

This wire run is too short, get the dike connector so we can make this work with out re-running a whole new wire.

by Jason Anderson April 21, 2004

error 503 connection timed out

what happens when urban dictionary times out

error 503 connection timed out
guy: darn, urban dictionary timed out, now I'll never know what parswadim means

by icanttype May 4, 2018

CONNER

a CHRISTIAN very sweet & extra handsome guy with amazing eyes and a cute smile. Irish. weird but in a good way. doesn't do bad things. nonviolent (most of the time). extra genius ;). loves football & is my superman. super good dancer. sumtimes very quiet & at other times super loud. so complicated. thinks he can speak spanish. confuses me, frustrates me, & makes me smile :). knows that in his heart he wants to go to the military ball. is gonna watch the notebook with me. & play in the rain with me and kiss me and hold me close and tell me everything is gonna be ok when i'm :(. needs to spend time with me :(. sumtimes i wish i knew wat he was thinkin. funny. AMAZING. breathtaking. hope he really really does care bout me???...cuz i <3 him :)

That super cute guy Conner that likes McChickens.

by blakely <3 January 31, 2009

Connecticut

Connecticut is widely recognized for its wealth. Home to Fairfield County, one of the richest counties in the US, including Westport, Greenwich, Ridgefield, Darien, New Canaan and others. When leaving this sheltered little state and asked where your from people tend to automatically assume your rich. You can usually find a wide range of SUVs, luxury vehicles, big houses and ridiculously expensive boutiques when visiting Connecticut.

"Your from Connecticut aren't you?"

"How can you tell?"

"Oh, I don't know. Maybe because you drive a BMW, and wear nothing but polo shirts"

...
"How do you spell the state you live in again?"

"C-o-n-n-e-c-t-i-c-u-t"

"Damn, it's just easier to call it the rich state"

by ctgirl November 11, 2004

Connertucky

A hick redneck town that is mostly inhabited by crackwhores and guttertrash. Famous for their trashy broken down bowling alley and kiddy porn ring.

Yeah I used to live in Connertucky, till I came to my senses and moved back to the much classier R-town.

by LaDeena July 4, 2009