Conklin

A large strawberry, who looks like a flaming homosexual and a wild ostrich. He is often found in the wild fighting or slapping someone else usually named Jake. People often say that a Conklin looks like the "I'm a snake" guy from youtube.

Person A: Did you see that wild ostrich on discovery channel last night?
Person B: No dude that was a Conklin

Person A: WOAAAHH!!! LOOK AT THAT SLITHERY SNAKEY SNAKE!!!!
Person B: no... thats just a Conklin.

by thewildlifespecialist October 7, 2011

Coblin

A fine fruit that can be found in Malaysia. It has a sweet taste and often causes unsuspecting tourist to excrete unsuspectingly. Also known as Fruit of evil and the fruit of expelling.

i haven't pooped in ages better eat a coblin...

by bleh November 27, 2003

Coning

A new sensation most likely started by Youtube. It involves the act of ordering an ice cream cone and grabbing it at the top (where the ice cream is) when the person hands it to you after purchase. It usually gets a good reaction from the employee.

Stefan: Did you see that video of that guy coning?

Jake: Yeah it was hilarious. We should try it at McDonalds.

by Snooooooooooooooooooooooooooop June 27, 2011

Friendly Confines

Chicago phrase for the greatest ballpark in the world, Wrigley Field. Unfortunately not, by any stretch of the imagination, home to the greatest baseball team in the world. Coined by first baseman and coach Ernie Banks.

Win or lose, it's always a good afternoon at the Friendly Confines.

by Ben Frey June 11, 2006

ismay collins

The most unbelievably attractive and gorgeous girl you could possibly meet. Funny witty and the breaker of hearts.

If only you could read this, xXx

by Annon March 9, 2005

Phil Collins

A drink.

2 oz Vanilla Vodka

2 oz Water

Serve neat. Let age for maximum taste.

This is a Phil Collins, a great, great drink, a personal favorite.

by snosage February 21, 2011

Colin

Colin is actually a Greek name meaning "Victor." The people that claim that it's a form of the Gaelic word "cailean" are confusing it with the Scottish feminine name Colina, whcih means "victory of the people," and is in fact a derivitive of the Gaelic "cailean," which is not spelled C-A-I-L-I-N, further proving that those other people don't know what they're talking about.

by Colony September 27, 2003