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Gay cliff diving

When two straight males are depressed enough to make the decision that old age isn't going to take them out. So they buy out their local drug dealers, put all of the drugs into a finely mixed milkshake. Stick 2 straws in that cup and start their last journey with a mouth full of meth, coccaine, numerous pharmaceuticals, and sea salt and carmel flavored ice cream. After consuming the heavily drugged mixture of ice cream in liquid form they then tie their long penises together in a double fishers knot and simultaneously do a cartwheel off of the biggest cliff in the state of Virginia hopefully leading to the death of both gentlemen without shitting on each other which happens quite frequently when someone passes away.
Did you hear about Jim and Adam going gay cliff diving the other night. I heard they got the job done without either of them defecating at all. Classy to the end.
by Jimmie Choo May 8, 2023
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The haulie clifford

The action of getting smashed drunk and urinating in a stranger's car
"did you hear john finally pulled off the haulie clifford last night."
"No way, he's a legend
by TheKerry'sEye February 13, 2021
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Bluey and Clifford

The process of using a share play on human fall flat and creating 2 characters that look like Clifford the big red dog and Bluey the dog
The adventures of Bluey and Clifford
by mactattacks2112 July 3, 2022
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Caves and Cliffs

A double entendre, may refer to either;

A.) Minecraft update 1.18 "Caves and Cliffs", or

B.) The sexual act of dragging one's tongue from a man's butthole continuously to the glans of his penis during intercourse. May be used to sensually transition between types of oral sex, such as a rim- and blowjob in this case.
John: Derek and I recently tried that new 'Caves and Cliffs' thing together!

Tom: You mean the new Minecraft update right? You mean 'played Minecraft together', right?

John: . . .
by Empyraon August 19, 2023
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cliff notes

The portion of a Wikipedia entry above the 'Contents' box.
Bob: What the heck is a 'shaka'?
Joe: I don't know. Did you read the cliff notes?
Bob: Joe, are you high? There's no cliff notes for hand signals.
Joe: I am high, but you can get the cliff notes for anything by reading whatever is above the 'Contents' box for its Wikipedia entry.
Bob: o_O
Joe: The more you know, Bob. The more you know.
by bigbeard January 26, 2013
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Claffanator

A peron in whis most generaly find to be obscure or odd. Yet you come to hiis person in times of need / or seek wisdom or knowlage. This perons will be very energitic and at random come up with our of the ordanry sayings or phrases; such as "Dont give them an inch!!!" & "Shove it down their throats!" & "Take them to the slaughter, boys!" of of which are from thee orginal Claffanator. thsi person is a problem solver with out side teh box approches.
the orginal CLaffanator
by Claffanator April 27, 2009
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Clifford

The submissive member of a relationship who is marginally taller than the dom, but still has submissive tendencies and actions.
Yeah, He's Kind of a Clifford.
by Shmeggma May 5, 2019
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