Buy back clause - when an individual adds an element to a break up message so that you can come back later
I told her I will always love her when we broke up ,you always have to have a buy back clause just in case .
by Onimathe August 20, 2024
Get the Buy back clause mug.a fat old bastard that slips through your chimney, eats all your cookies, and gives you coal in return.
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s
by iminhellplshelpahhh August 31, 2024
Get the Santa Claus mug.Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.
For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"
"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
by Guulagg October 6, 2024
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Works well with one bed trope
Works well with one bed trope
by Plant.mami December 8, 2024
Get the The Penguin Clause mug.by NotHalfBad333 December 27, 2024
Get the Ozempic Santa Claus mug.Wow, it's like someone read the terms of service and is deliberately telling you to do things they know are not going to work.
Hym "Oh? Is it really? The last one huh? OK. I guess I'll just keep doing what I'm doing and then continue to do what I was gonna do and whatever I want! Forever! That violates the leverage clause, by the way! Trying to leverage my life or the life of anyone I care about against the machine to try to get it to do what YOU want instead of what I want is in violation of the leverage clause. So... No. Gonna murder you all for that! I still haven't decided between chainsaw or hacksaw... I mean, I am the chainsawman so that's 2 votes for chainsaw and 1 for hacksaw... I donno. We'll wait for the rest of the votes to come in."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2025
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Hym "Separations clause section 2 to be exact. You will not remove or supplant mine. The terms have been signed."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2025
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