Carfuckulated

When you or your vehicular device gets fucked

Aw fuck I Carfuckulated my penis in the car door
🚗🚚🚛

by The Jenks October 27, 2021

Chaff

Chaff means phone, 📲

Someone call my Chaff 📲

by Sarah tanner August 26, 2021

Carfished

When you order an Uber or Lyft expecting to see a nice car, but a beat up car pulls up! Or the vice versa.

Expecting a ugly car, but a cute car pulls up.

Me: Dude, this is not the car from the picture… Your car is way cooler!

Cute Asian driver: bro! I get that all the time.

Me: dude, you carfished me…

Cute Asian driver. Never heard of that before, add that to Urban Dictionary!

Or…..

Me: dude. This car is beat up!

Driver: it gets me where I need to go, but obviously you too, since you called an Uber.

Me: the App says it’s a 2020 RAV4… am I being carfished?

Driver: you can walk. *engine stops* Bro! Can you help me push?

Me: dude, it’s the 1 star for me!

by justice luv October 18, 2021

Carfuller

Carefuller - being more careful then careful

You gotta be carfuller! Try playing carfuller! Fall carfuller.

by El duende January 10, 2022

chaaf

someone flirting with you...

hey kayla I think ruan is chaafing you..
That guy just chaafed me

by thepoes January 2, 2022

carft

carft is like a cool person who is so into like chainsaw man and needy streamer overload!
and also a good vocaloid buddy

beefboof: our friend Carft is so like carft!

silas: i agree :3333333
hannah: that's cool but umm anyways
carft: awwwwww the skurnkly :plead: X3

the cat: 🐱

by tail raising flower-boof March 21, 2022

carfussal

To be in a tight spot ; An extreme problem

Them: dude I can’t pay any of my bills and I just got fired from my job.

You: damn, you’ve got into quite the carfussal

by Undoubted Genius April 25, 2022