canadian crippler 

Souped up version of the shocker, two fingers for the pink, two for the stink.

Liza just loved the canadian crippler, altough my fingers smelled like poop for two days!

canadian crippler by Jdeleons September 12, 2005

Canadian Blowtorch

When a male and female are having intercourse and the male covers his dick in maple syrup.

Brandon: Sally why does your pussy have syrup in it!

Sally: Andrew gave me a good ol' Canadian Blowtorch yesterday.

Canadian Blowtorch by itsacanadian88 May 7, 2017

Canadian Mud Shark 

White Canadians(usually females) that prefer African Americans(usually males from American Ghettoes). Canadian Mudsharks are usually found in cities near the Canadian/American border: Victoria, Vancouver, Calgary, Regina, Winnipeg, Kenora, Thunder Bay, Windsor, London, Hamilton, Montreal, Ottawa, Kingston, Toronto, Quebec.

Canadian Mudsharks prefer African Americans but will settle for Jamaicans or Africans from Africa.

Jane: Has anyone seen Karen?
Martha: Oh she's in the States this weekend.
Jane: Again? Is she Hunting Blacks still?
Martha: Probably. What a Canadian Mud Shark!
Jane: Before long she'll have Mud Skippers, eh?

Canadian Mud Shark by Jason Hard January 11, 2009

Canadian Money'd 

To lose control of yourself by way of drinking an exorbitant amount of alcohol, shot after shot perhaps one may say. In such loss of control, one wakes up not remembering what just took place the last 6 hours of their life, startled in the back of a random empty Chrysler 300, with Canadian money in their pocket.

After a long wedding weekend, a man named Brett stumbled home walking to the other side of the dirty Black River. This was after pacing 100 yds back and forth 6 or 7 different times, and finally choosing the right direction to start walking in. All the while praising God his bum did not feel violated. Brett may have traveled to Canada, we or he will never know, but at least he got home in one piece. Ex: Brett was Canadian Money'd last night. Or; You're so Canadian Money right now you don't even know it. Or; I was so Canadian Money'd. Also; I was rich with Canadian Money last night.

Canadian Money'd by The Cottage Life August 24, 2009

canadian cock 

Basically a cock....just Canadian

Calvin has a great cock, he's got the Canadian Cock

canadian cock by Canadian Goose April 20, 2014

canadian rimjob 

Salting the rim of a glass of beer.

Nothing better on a warm Sunday afternoon than drinking a beer with a Canadian Rimjob.

canadian rimjob by Reckless Eh? June 10, 2014

Canadian Slip'n'Slide 

When you lather yourself up with maple syrup and politely wrestling around on the floor with your good friends.

Aye. i just got groceries! I will get the Canadian Slip'n'Slide ready in the kitchen. Aye.

Canadian Slip'n'Slide by Dr. Knockers and bear October 3, 2016