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Crease monkey

An urban professional who continually re-wears suit pants to work every day, but fails to iron them, thereby creating a proliferation of creases behind the knees and alerting everyone nearby to the fact that this person is a crease monkey.

A crease monkey will also tend to have poor hygiene and wear outdated clothing. They tend to be social introverts as they have no real friends to point out to them that they smell, their clothes are outdated and they have tons of creases behind their knees.
"Wow, look at that ugly green suit, what is that from 1981?"

"Haha, probably. I don't think he's had it pressed since 1981 either, what a crease monkey."

"Total crease monkey. I bet he smells."
by jpc1 December 7, 2009
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Creative Mode

Getting Diamonds From A Box on your screen And hoping your sister doesn't see
I'm Fooling my sister and entering creative mode, I'm saying i found these diamonds
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Sleep Creases

The marks on your face after falling asleep at school, work, etc...
John came out of the office with sleep creases. So I told him to GTFO
by Jimmy Hoffa is alive March 26, 2008
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createblog

createBlog.com is a community driven blog support website, offering skins, scripts, tutorials, and support for Blogger, Xanga, Livejournal, Myspace weblogs, and website templates.

createBlog.com first started as Xangans.com by Ju-Sun Lee on December 25, 2003. It was one of the first Xanga community websites on the Internet, providing skins, scripts, tutorials, and support. Xangans.com was largely responsible for the "Xanga revolution" of diverging from the traditional Xanga "look". Xangans.com was later renamed to createBlog.com on February 2004 when it expanded to support Blogger, Livejournal, Myspace and other tools.
CreateBlog forums is a place where you can hang out and enjoy.
by Ronito June 3, 2005
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creamed my jeans

when some one is so fucking hot that you have an orgasm and cream ur jeans
Donna: i just creamed my jeans looking at Leo DiCaprio
by Sparks813 September 23, 2006
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Creative Hair

Hairstyles that are some-what unorthadox. Usually associated with Toni and Guy and are often messy and can vary drastically in length. People are usually accused of having paid too much for their hair if it is "creative". Having creative hair should be seen as a positive thing but those who are follically challenged or have no sense of trends and fashions may try to tease a person for having creative hair. This is usually down to jealousy. Creative hair often requires a great deal of hair care products.
Simon that is very creative hair.
I like your creative hair even though it is a bit attention seeking.
by Spunko December 27, 2006
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Screen cheater

A person who, typically in first person shooters (fps), will look upon someone else's screen. Generally frowned upon, looked-down upon, and it pisses people off.

There are a couple reasons for doing this. It will locate a person for you, and you will know which way to aim. You can see whether or not someone is following you stealth-like, usually only when radars are off. You know which way the bullets are coming from.

Not recommended.
Screen cheaters on Halo 2 pisses people off. It's a low way to get some points.
by Vertigous June 24, 2006
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