where's the beef

made famous by 80s tv commercial and is a sexual joke when a guy's dick isnt big enough the girl says "where's he beef?"

When Tommy pulled down his pants to show me his package, I yelled where's the beef in an innapropriate manner

by Spenser H March 24, 2004

beef dagger

n. A tool used to draw the beef curtains; a smaller but meatier pork sword; a dangerous stabbing weapon most effective when targetting the rusty sheriff's badge or when thrown into salmon canyon; the giggle stick.

Man: Hey honey, what say we uncork a bottle of Chardonnay, snuggle up and watch The Notebook together?
Wife: Oh, how romantic!!!
Man: Actually, scrap that idea - how about you bend over and I'll thrust a beef dagger into your treacherous brown eye.
Wife: Oh no, not again!
Man: Spread 'em, bumslut!

by Terry Deary August 29, 2006

creamy beef load

The act of ejaculating on a slice of bread and rubbing it on your face.

Miles: "I was hungry last night, so I had a creamy beef load."
Xavier: "... What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Hauskaz December 3, 2007

beef-flume

a vagina

"your mother is a beef-flume"

by anie July 25, 2003

where's the beef?

Phrase made popular by a Wendy's TV commercial, which generally means a certain thing is lacking in main substance.

The hamburger has a huge bun, but where's the beef?

by nick_g July 23, 2011

Squealing a beefer

An unusually large shit, that is normally paired with dehydration, but can often follow chinese food and pizza. Usually involves alcohol, but can be linked to various ethnic foods.

I am squealing a beefer right now, and it stinks.

by rheadorange January 14, 2010

beef

to start a fight, to get into argument with another person, or group of people

"I just had a bad day, don't start no beef with me"

by Ekta July 3, 2005