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Shlong Burgler 

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.
Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!
Shlong Burgler by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009
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cheese burger walrus 

A man that consumes cheese burgers on a substantial scale effecting the physical appereance of said person
fuckin bobandy that greasy cheese burger walrus.

Burger of the Day 

A special burger created by Bob Belcher on a daily basis. It usually features distinctive ingredients and a punny name.
"Hey Bob, what's the Burger of the Day today?"
"It's the Say Cheese Burger! You should try it!"

pizza burglary 

The act of lining your purse or man-bag with tin foil and going to Cici's pizza place, and stealing pizza from the restaurant. often accomplished by charsimatic, young, and beatiful young women.
"hey sara, you can put your phone in your purse!"
"no i cant, it's filled with pizza!"
"but that's pizza burglary!"
"I know."
"that's not what emma would do!"
When a woman is such a cunt, but you don't want to sound like an asshole for saying so. Can also be altered to explain level of cuntyness, by adding toppings...
You see Joyce brown nosing the manager during the meeting? What a fucking C burger.

Can you believe Joyce was promoted for brown nosing the Manager? Shes a fuckin C Burger with Cheese.
C Burger by JFBravo April 24, 2011

struggle burger 

A hamburger where the meat has been replaced with cheap noodles. This is only something you would make if you're broke as shit. Usually popular among college students, hobos, and people who invested in Bitcoin.
I'm always making struggle burgers. But one day, I scoured all of my jeans and my floor and sidewalks outside to collect enough change to buy a cheeseburger from McDonald's. That was seven months ago and I still have the wrapper as a keepsake.