hot and bonered

A more specific version of the phrase "hot and bothered"; where the guy has a boner.

gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."

by and by June 22, 2010

instant boner

when you see a hot girl and you dont have time to think and you penis is up

omg that girls tight ass gave me an instant boner

look at the instant bonerfying cleavage over there

i have a boner right now just so you know

by ieatmonkeybutt69 March 15, 2011

boner shark

The erect penis of a sleeping male. Such named because someone sleeping with said male may get repeated poked with said erect penis as the male moves in his sleep, resulting in a feeling of getting attacked by a very small shark.

Marten is such a restless sleeper... he kept me up all night with his boner shark.

by PohTayToez May 5, 2009

Tickle boner

An erection resulting from an unexpected tickle stimulation.

That tickle fight just gave me the hardest tickle boner.

by Bigbootyy February 15, 2014

Terror boner

When a man has the sudden urge to get as far away from someone as possible, while also desperately wanting to fuck them.

We were just getting hot and heavy when she pulled a knife out of the nightstand and started spanking herself with the side of it. Total terror boner.

by Lkjh.1234 April 22, 2018

Hard Bonerism

a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.

Will is a hard bonerism.

by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013

Bush Boner

When you black out and wake up in a bush the next day with morning wood. In the ideal situation, your penis should be the only thing sticking out of the bush.

"Damn bro we were so fucked up last night, I woke up with a Bush Boner. Good thing the landscapers didn't chop my dick off!"

by bigballerboi November 20, 2019