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Blow Job À La Mode 

The act of performing oral sex with ice cream. While this can be a delicious treat on several levels, it is not recommended to use anything with chocolate chips or nuts which may slip down into the grundle once the melting begins causing skin irritation, or even worse an accidental bite.
A couple discusses which flavor to use to perform a Blow Job À La Mode
Girl: Can we try Rainbow Sherbet?
Guy: That's what the gay's use.
Girl: York Peppermint Pattie?
Guy: That might burn.
Girl: Neapolitan
Guy: Maybe if two if your friends come over.
Girl: French Vanilla?
Guy: How will you know what's what afterwords?
Girl: Chocolate?
Guy: Giddy up. Put it in the microwave while I drop trow.
Blow Job À La Mode by kman8 February 26, 2009
Related Words
State of while under the influence of the ecstasy (3,4MDMA)where one feels like either their mind or entire body is having an orgasm and is almost impossible to control.
You look as is you're feeling really good....are you blowing up?
blow up by charley January 18, 2005

blow my brains out 

what i will do in a few days
me: "I'm gonna blow my brains out soon"
blow my brains out by jayma13222 November 9, 2022

blow dryer

The act of literally blowing air onto a guy's penis, because his stupid girlfriend thinks that's what blowjob means.
"Yo, I heard she gave you a blowjob last night!"
"Yeah, about that... she actually gave me a blow dryer."
blow dryer by Mr. Eko July 24, 2008

blow a big pole 

The act of giving a blowjob to a huge dick
Man she sure likes to "blow a big pole" if you know what I mean
blow a big pole by Mrswan December 29, 2013

Blow one's 

To blow one's means to cum.
Lucas: Awww.... *moans*, I'm gonna blow one's right now!
GF: Oooooohhhh baby...
Blow one's by Thats16myboi September 20, 2019