by Fucksucka$ March 11, 2026
Get the Belmont CA mug.A crude colloquialism for the secondary genital tubercle of a marsmardan thule beast.
Also, a unit of transdimensional currency in use throughout multiple parallel universal planes, thus named because the coin of said value has an engraving of a marsmardan thule beast with its secondary genital tubercle engorged.
Also, a unit of transdimensional currency in use throughout multiple parallel universal planes, thus named because the coin of said value has an engraving of a marsmardan thule beast with its secondary genital tubercle engorged.
Dude, this Blemfark coin is in mint condition! You can even see the veining on the thule's blemfark!
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Get the Blamorphus mug.Located in lovely Waverly Sq there lies the most methed out crackhouse an affluent suburb could reasonably conjure up.
For approximately a decade, a revolving door of drug-addicted, degenerate tenants have terrorized the area. It’s been unbelievable to watch as crackhead after crackhead cycles through the god forsaken hellscape of a home. There was one brief break when the landlord housed about 10 Guatemalan illegals. It’s clear that the landlord is intent on setting some sort of record for the most degenerate tenants in a row. Frankly, it’s impressive.
Maybe the house is cursed, or maybe the landlord is in love with section 8 peeps.
For approximately a decade, a revolving door of drug-addicted, degenerate tenants have terrorized the area. It’s been unbelievable to watch as crackhead after crackhead cycles through the god forsaken hellscape of a home. There was one brief break when the landlord housed about 10 Guatemalan illegals. It’s clear that the landlord is intent on setting some sort of record for the most degenerate tenants in a row. Frankly, it’s impressive.
Maybe the house is cursed, or maybe the landlord is in love with section 8 peeps.
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Get the Blemmo mug.Telling someone to express themselves, like saying "be emoji." It’s about showing your personality through your actions instead of just words—just show what you feel.
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