Blamorphus 

Blamorphus is a word for huge and explosive.

"Did you hear that.. that fart was BLAMORPHUS."

Blamorphus by Mossypossum February 3, 2025

Blamorous 

When someone looks chic to start off the night, but by 4 am BLAM, they had a little too much techno talc and are off their rocker with nowhere to go

There are levels to this:

1. blamorous funked up but able to make it to a taxi and get home

2. BLAMorous ALL CAPS cause your girl needs some help

3. BLAM!orous ALL CAPS+an exclamation point means you are thinking about calling an ambulance or the authorities for help

Aaron started the night off looking fabulous in her Versace dress for her singing gig, but by the afterparty, she was BLAMorous and humping the side of the couch and screaming the word 'Graham' for no apparent reason.

Blamorous by DJMarcusA April 22, 2022

blamorphkeeted 

v bla - morph - kee ted; The act of being blamorphkeeted is the state of being blazed on marijuana, morphed on morphine, and skeeted on cocaine.

Ohh shit Nick was sooo blamorphkeeted yesterday driving home.

blamorphkeeted by jmac904321 December 3, 2009